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The Dog Rules Tea Towel

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This comical tea towel by McCaw Allan examines how our dogs end up ruling us and the house!! This linen union tea towel is bound to put a smile on any dog lovers face

  • Linen Union
  • Excellent Gift Idea 
  • L74, W48 cms (L29, W19 inches) approx.
Beautiful design with 10 Dog Rules, art work by Annie Tempest.

Check out the following 10 dog rules:

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Ok. The dog is allowed in the house but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get up on the old sofa only.
5. Fine! The dog is allowed on the furniture but is not allowed upstairs...
6. Ok. The dog is allowed upstairs but not on the bed with humans.
7. Fine! The dog can sleep on the bed but only by invitation.
8. Ok. The dog can sleep at the end of the beg on a blanket.
9. The dog can sleep between us and share the pillow.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep on the bed with the dog.


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    We want you to be happy with your purchase. However, if for some reason you wish to return your items to us, we will accept returned goods as long as the items are returned within 30 days of receipt. All items should be returned undamaged, in their original packaging and have all labels attached.

    PLEASE NOTE - We will not accept goods that have been used or which come back without any labels on. Items should not be taken out of packets or hung (ie curtains). We're unable to accept returns on any of the following items that have been taken out of the packet due to health & hygiene reasons - Duvet Covers, Bed Sheets, Duvets, Pillows, Pilllowcases, Mattress Protectors/Toppers, Throws, Blankets.

    The returned items should be sent to:-

    Williamsons Returns
    New Portreath Road
    TR16 4QL

    PLEASE NOTE - Parcels are returned at your own cost, and we strongly recommend you obtain a free certificate of postage from the Post Office as we are responsible for your parcel only once it has been received into our warehouse. Items lost in transit will not be treated as returned.

    If you wish to use our returns service, a £4.99 charge will be deducted from your refund. (RETURNS LABEL)

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 4 reviews
    Oscar Foot


    Hilary Parkinson
    Humorous and good quality

    Came a day sooner than expected!

    patricia medhurst
    the dog rules

    artist has excelled herself. The tea towel is on view in my dining room and brings a smile to all who visit us. It uplifts our spirits in these difficult times.

    John Pritchard
    Brilliant short handled spades for tight jobs

    Perfect for digging in right places

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