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Oldies Text Code Tottering Tea Towel

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Here are 13 amusing text codes with a difference to add to your phone!  Ideal for those whose daily activities involve a few extra explanations.

Whether you are at the doctors (ATD), need to bring your own teeth (BYOT), on my recliner chair (OMRC), lost my specs again (LMSA) or  forgot where I was (FWIW) these text codes provide hilarious conversations.  A full list is below:

ATD - At the doctors

AGC - At garden centre

BYOT - Bring your own teeth

FWIW - Forgot where I was

GGPBL - Got to go pacemaker battery low

GHNR - Got heartburn need Rennies

IYHAO - Is your hearing aid on?

LMDO - Laughing my dentures out

OMRC - On my recliner chair

TTML - Talk to me louder

WMSL - Wet myself laughing

BFF - Best friend fell

LMSA - Lost my specs again

This delightful tea towel designed by Annie Tempest, one of Britain's best loved cartoonists, is a quirky gift that's sure to cause a giggle in any household. 

Product Details:

  • Size (Length, Width):
    L74, W48 cms (L29, W19 inches) approx.
  • Materials:
    100% cotton. 
  • Extra Information:
    Machine washable at 40°C

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    Williamsons Returns
    Ormdale
    New Portreath Road
    Redruth
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    TR16 4QL


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    Oldies Text Code Tottering Tea Towel

    £6.50